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Defense Demotivational Poster


WHY? - Didn't I think of that.


TAGS: zombi treadmill defense
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 25, 2012, 12:10 pm
The zombies will walk until... No, I'm not going to explain it. Maybe a hint from TLOTR, "You shall not pass!"
Cyberhagen - June 24, 2012, 12:07 pm
Except in the picture, the treadmills are facing IN..
Swampfox - June 19, 2012, 2:20 pm
The first treadmills were powered by walking...
Kilted - June 19, 2012, 2:53 am
Nice plan. Until the power runs out.


FIGHTING LIKE A GIRL - is actually a good thing


TAGS: women self defense
Rating: 4.65/5

More motifakes by Airman

jejeloman - March 18, 2012, 5:01 pm
... or kick in the balls D: ouch


1911 - Faster and more reliable than calling 9-1-1.


TAGS: m1911 9 1 1 self defense
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by SteveFurlong

arandomtree - April 2, 2012, 3:33 pm
this gets results
lgvernon - March 31, 2012, 8:20 pm

Makes a much bigger impression than dragging out your cellphone, too~~~


MEESE - Canada's First Line Of Defense


TAGS: meese canada first line defense
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Drall

moooooooooooooooo - May 10, 2009, 8:35 pm
She was carving her initials in th..........freaky deja vu..............mooooooooooooo out.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:33 pm
Thank god that meese didn't bite your niece....
Sean - May 10, 2009, 8:31 pm
A meese once bit my sisters.
MO - May 10, 2009, 8:23 pm
I hate meeses to pieces...es!!! And that's only one moose or is that white spot a mouse?


AIR JOEY SO CLOSE -


TAGS: basketball defense
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - January 20, 2012, 4:03 pm
At Least He's There.
MashiMashi - January 20, 2012, 1:54 pm
Yes I laffed out loud.....And its grainney so it was copied from a paper probably a weekly shopper deal. And his mom bought 100s to show relatives.
mariand - January 20, 2012, 3:17 am
amsome


A SHOT IN THE DARK -


TAGS: guns protection self defense constitution
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 8:49 pm
"Gun Control" means never having to say "I missed you."
MPsniper - January 8, 2013, 4:49 am
if your concealed carry instructor did not tell you to never, ever fire a warning sh**..... ask for your money back.
Greybeard - January 7, 2013, 9:24 pm
He He. Posted....
MissPriss - January 7, 2013, 11:21 am
Now that's called gun control...teehee. Ya gotta post this over at politifake!


PRIVATE PROPERTY - If you can read this, you are within range.




ANN COULTER - Because Liberals have no defense other than to personally attack her.


TAGS: ann coulter liberals defense personally attack
Rating: 2.2/5

More motifakes by conquerernad

Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:22 am
Must be alot of extremists out there. She's written what is it now, 7 bestsellers in a row? Lemme know when Olberdouche or Maher or Franken do that.
BoneCD - May 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
If my wife would leave me I would marry her (they look alike but she has long black hair)...on second thought she would never be home...hey wait that is a good thing. *face palm* I'm confused now.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 12:23 pm
Ann Coulter is h**! I have her picture on my night stand. I have Rush Limbaugh's picture set up with novena candles in front of it, and Newt Gingrich's portrait hanging over my fire place. We need right wing extremist to keep balance in this country.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:59 am
Yeah Haar!, keep the d*** snarcasm up high where we can see it it for what it is. I too did not catch it. Of course there have been a number of our resident "politicos" arguing in all seriousness what you said ironically.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 1:21 am
The little bit of her work that I've read is truly frightening, much like Ahmadinejad's denial of the Holocaust. Polarization and extremism are the rage all over the world. I love this era of goodwill.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 1:06 am
Kudos, Haar... I won't miss the sarcasm twice. Well done.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:58 am
I like him, but we can partially thank BillMaher for regularly booking her on Politically Incorrect (HBO) and getting so much feedback that she found a niche in being that controversial. She's just riding the wave. Fame at any cost. Puts food on the table
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:57 am
I apologize for my "snarcasm" flying under the radar.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Much like Limbaugh, she panders to the extremists, and far too frequently, their words are blindly accepted as Gospel.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Broke my new rule of leaving politics alone on this site. Won't happen again. Terrible drug, this logic thing.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:53 am
At the risk of diminishing MWLF's point, I must agree... just like the racism and ***ism then, anti-the commie wave was nothing more than giving legal power to the Rush Limbaugh of that day.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 13, 2009, 12:48 am
Hardly, it wasted our time, ruined peoples' lives for no reason, and restricted freedom of speech. It was fascism, plain and simple. Coincidentally, fascist Ann Coulter is both plain and simple.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 8:38 pm
C'mon now, she's correct. McCarthyism and the "Red Scare" saved America.
George - May 12, 2009, 8:34 pm
Oh, also all her policy and ideology points and decisions. Other than that, yeah.


RETRACTION -


TAGS: father daughter defense back off
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - July 27, 2013, 6:33 pm
Nice.
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:02 am
Bingo
rerun - July 26, 2013, 7:47 pm

In a word, AMESOME!


SURVIVAL - The best defense against the atom bomb is not to be there when it goes off!




GO AHEAD PUNK -




THE PANIC ROOM -




THE CLAYMORE MINE -


TAGS: claymore mine zombie defense
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Zed - December 8, 2009, 4:59 pm
Or on Light posts and telephone poles around eye level, for when they finally clear the tree-line.
TheSarge - December 8, 2009, 4:54 pm
Thats why you put them in trees...bout eye level.
yeod[email protected] - November 25, 2009, 6:10 am
BLASPHEMY, obvioulsy you didn't read WWZ, they don't work half as well with Coagleted blood and the sound will draw more to your location (economy of force my brutha). Plus the risk of exposure to lay them 15feet outside yer perimeter. Blasphemer


DEFENSES -




AMERICA - will never seek a permission slip to defend the security of our people. - George W. Bush


TAGS: politics security u n bush defense war
Rating: 2.64/5

More motifakes by Paul Kondor Poduszlo

Paul Kondor Poduszlo - July 6, 2009, 1:39 am
It's in reference to the United Nations trying to tie our hands. Your insult and lack of knowledge of what this is referencing is resemblance of a 12 year old.
Sean - July 4, 2009, 12:45 pm
Nor will America ever seek out and ask the nearest available Hall Monitor. What, are you guys twelve or something? Who thinks like that?


Gun Control Policy -




Norma Jeane -


TAGS: woman laugh marilyn monroe defense
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Ism

GaryO - August 24, 2014, 8:20 pm
Still workin' on that...the 'do anything' part


a handgun out of reach... -




Aim Towards Enermy -




Why...Huh? -


TAGS: superman defenses question bullets guns
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - July 12, 2014, 7:23 pm
& his mom's leotards under them...thanks Jesus!
JesusWept - July 12, 2014, 2:58 pm
Irrational behavior. What can one expect from a guy who wears his underpants on the outside? L L L L L


Distrust -




YOU'LL BE SAFE UNDER THE DESK -


TAGS: big brother civil defense tag
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Feasibly - March 7, 2011, 9:49 pm
*rush*...I hate it when my tongue gets in front of my eyetooth and I can't see what I'm sayin'.
Feasibly - March 7, 2011, 9:47 pm
It was kind of an adrenaline when they would have a drill without warning us first.
Greeny - March 7, 2011, 9:12 pm
Yes I do - those desks were only good for stashing used gum
rerun - March 7, 2011, 8:30 pm

do you remember "seeking shelter" under your desk? Like that was going to protect us from nucleal fallout
Reality Lord - March 7, 2011, 8:23 pm

i actually remember them testing the sirens. nice


DON'T BLINK -


TAGS: self defense
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

EmilioDumphque - June 6, 2013, 3:15 am
A lot of women will a**ume you should take the blame for what someone else did to them. Be careful.


HTD -


TAGS: sovereign of defense
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by culos

spacedog - January 14, 2010, 5:51 pm
We are the knights that go squeak.


FISTS OF FURY -




NEVER RAISE A HAND TO YOUR CHILD -




Green Eggs & Hame -


TAGS: dr suess trouble revenge defense
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Greybeard - November 30, 2014, 9:17 pm
Thank you :)
mizzdizz - November 30, 2014, 12:43 pm
What a fabulous way to say anything that doesn't kill me had better run! Dr. Seuss did have a way with words! 5 Seussian lions!
Thedge - November 30, 2014, 10:15 am
Dr. Seuss. A true repository of inspiration (for those so inclined as to understand). 5'd.


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